M*A*S*H

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Quotes from M*A*S*H

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"Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you a fabulous wig."
Maxwell Klinger Money
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"Power is not about having control; it's about being yourself."
Maxwell Klinger Power
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"Fear is just another dress you have to learn to wear."
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"Strength comes from accepting your weakness."
Maxwell Klinger Strength
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"Kindness is the only currency that never loses value."
Maxwell Klinger Kindness
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"Patience is what happens when you have no other choice."
Maxwell Klinger Patience
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"Justice isn't blind; it's just not paying attention."
Maxwell Klinger Justice
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"Creativity is my way of dealing with a world that doesn't make sense."
Maxwell Klinger Creativity
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"Gratitude is appreciating the small moments when the big moments hurt."
Maxwell Klinger Gratitude
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"Perseverance is just another word for being too stubborn to quit."
Maxwell Klinger Perseverance
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"Death is not the worst thing that can happen to you in war."
Maxwell Klinger Death
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"Beauty isn't about how you look; it's about how you make others feel."
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"Humor is the best medicine when the real medicine doesn't work."
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"Dreams are what keep us sane when reality is insane."
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"Work is what you do to survive, but living is what you do when you're free."
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"Leadership isn't about being in charge; it's about being brave enough to be different."
Maxwell Klinger Leadership
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"Faith is believing that things will get better, even when they won't."
Maxwell Klinger Faith
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"Music is the language that everyone understands."
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"Science can explain everything except why men are the way they are."
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"Art is how I survive this war without going completely insane."
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"Nature doesn't care about your problems, but it's beautiful anyway."
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"Peace is what we're all fighting for, even if we don't know it."
Maxwell Klinger Peace
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"Freedom isn't free—it costs your dignity and your discharge papers."
Maxwell Klinger Freedom
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"The truth might hurt, but a good lie can hurt worse."
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"Time flies when you're having fun, but it crawls when you're in pain."
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"Knowledge is power, especially when you know what everyone's secrets are."
Maxwell Klinger Knowledge
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"Education teaches you facts, but wisdom teaches you how to live."
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"Change is inevitable, so you might as well look good while it happens."
Maxwell Klinger Change
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"It takes more courage to be yourself than to be someone else."
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"Hope is that little voice that says maybe tomorrow will be better."
Maxwell Klinger Hope