Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief

"Mortals. You're all the same. So predictable."

"Theater is the highest art form. Everything else is just background noise."

"I have the authority to expel you from camp."

"You mortals are so fragile. One moment of carelessness and—poof."

"Even gods have to deal with administrative red tape."

"A god punished to work at a summer camp. How humiliating."

"The gods are not as absent as you might think."

"I could turn you into a dolphin. Wouldn't that be nice?"

"You may have noticed that I am not exactly thrilled to be here."

"I am Dionysus. I am the god of wine, revelry, and theater."