Rick and Morty

"Your choices don't matter in the grand scheme, Morty."

"I don't believe in hope, Morty."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations, Morty."

"You're wasting my time with this nonsense, Morty."

"I'm not a hero, Morty - I'm a scientist."

"Shut up, Morty, and help me out of this situation."

"This is why nobody likes you, Morty."

"You can't understand the complexity of what I do, Morty."

"I need you to focus, Morty - stop asking questions."

"Why would you do something so stupid, Morty?"

"Change is inevitable, Morty - just like death."

"Your mother's a real piece of work, Morty."

"I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to get science done."

"You gotta see the bigger picture, Morty."

"Everything falls apart eventually, Morty."

"I've got nothing but contempt for you, Morty."

"You're not as dumb as you look, Morty - well, maybe you are."

"Science rules, Morty!"

"I turned myself into a pickle, Morty - the most diabolical escape ever!"

"You can't make Tiny Planet go away by wishing, Morty."

"People like working on things that way more than people think, Morty."

"I don't need to explain myself to you, Morty."

"You're always picking stupid choices, Morty."

"I need you to trust me, Morty, even when it doesn't make sense."

"The universe is a big place, Morty - we're nothing in it."

"You know what? Forget about it, Morty."

"Everything I do is for science, Morty!"

"Aw, man! Not again!"

"I'm gonna go take a shower, Morty."

"You're an idiot, Morty, but you're my grandson."