Rick and Morty

"The answer is don't think about it, Morty."

"I've been trying to ditch you since day one, Morty."

"You gotta think about where you're going, Morty."

"Your mother and I broke up, Morty - relationships are futile."

"I don't have time for games, Morty - I'm a man of science."

"There's no such thing as luck, just odds and probability."

"You really are a little shit, Morty."

"Burp - sorry, I get emotional during these things."

"I'm the smartest person in the universe, Morty."

"Time is a construct, Morty."

"The whole galaxy's counting on us, Morty - no pressure."

"You know what? Just go away, Morty."

"I don't respect you, Morty, but I do respect your potential."

"Adventure is out there, Morty, but first we need to get drunk."

"I'm too smart to care about your feelings, Morty."

"Science is my life, Morty!"

"You can't escape the fundamental tenet of existence, Morty - everything dies."

"The universe is basically an animal, it grazes on the ordinary."

"I don't give a crap about your family reunion, Morty."

"Don't think about it too hard, Morty."

"Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty."

"I turned myself into a pickle because I could, Morty!"

"You gotta do the safe stuff first, then we can get crazy."

"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die."

"Weddings are basically funeral for hope."

"I'm a pickle, Rick! I'm Pickle Rick!"

"That's very cool, that's very cool indeed."

"Love is patient, love is kind, you know?"

"Oh man, just try to make the world a little better."

"Solitude can be healing when you approach it right."