Rick and Morty

"Nothing matters, so it doesn't matter what we do."

"I actually care about people, which apparently makes me weak."

"Sometimes you gotta do things even when you're scared."

"I'm trying my best here, okay?"

"I don't want to sound like a suck-up, but you're really smart, Rick."

"You know what? Screw it. Let's do this thing."

"I'm not a bad guy, I just... I make mistakes."

"This is insane! We're gonna die!"

"Why would you say that? Now I'm gonna be worried about it."

"Oh man, oh geez, I don't know if I can do this."

"This family is a case study in dysfunction."

"I'm done trying to reason with unreasonable people."

"You people are literally insane, and I'm the only sane one."

"I'm going to be everything you're not."

"This is why I spend so much time at school."

"I'm smarter than getting sucked into another family crisis."

"You're all so selfish it's actually impressive."

"I deserve better friends and a better family."

"Stop looking to me to fix everything."

"I'm going to be successful, educated, and far away from here."

"You know what I hate? How normal you all think this is."

"I'm not staying here when I grow up, period."

"This is the most dysfunctional family I've ever seen, and it's mine."

"I have a future, and it doesn't include any of you."

"You're all toxic, and I'm done enabling it."

"I'm the only voice of reason in this insanity."

"Stop trying to make me complicit in your chaos."

"I'm going to prove all of you wrong."

"You know what's hilarious? How serious you take your own nonsense."

"I refuse to become like you people."