Rick and Morty

"This family makes me want to move far, far away."

"I'm not going to apologize for having a higher standard of living."

"You're all failures, and you're okay with it, and that's worse."

"I deserve people who actually appreciate me."

"Being mature is apparently my job in this family."

"I'm going to accomplish things you couldn't even dream of."

"You know what's pathetic? How much you need validation."

"This is why I prefer hanging out with literally anyone else."

"I'm smarter than letting myself get dragged down by you."

"Stop using me to fix your problems."

"I'm going to be nothing like the people you've become."

"You're all hypocrites, every single one of you."

"I have better things to do than deal with this family drama."

"Maybe if you listened for once, you'd understand."

"I'm done explaining myself to any of you."

"You people are why I don't trust humanity."

"I don't need your approval to be amazing."

"Someone has to have their life together, might as well be me."

"I'm leaving this mess behind as soon as I can."

"You're all embarrassing, and I'm serious."

"I shouldn't have to explain basic morality to you."

"This is literally the most insane family ever."

"I'm going to be something great, watch me."

"You know what the problem is? All of you."

"I'm tired of being the adult in this family."

"Being related to you people is not a choice I would make."

"I have my whole life planned out, and you're not part of it."

"You're all driving me crazy, and I mean all of you."

"I'm the only one thinking clearly here."

"Stop trying to drag me into your problems."