Rick and Morty

"Existence is suffering, but at least I'm aware of it."

"I don't need love, I have science."

"Your intelligence is an insult to my intelligence."

"I've seen dimensions within dimensions. They all suck."

"Nothing you do will matter in a hundred years."

"The universe is a joke, and we're the punchline."

"I'm tired of pretending to care about things."

"You can't escape your own existence, no matter how hard you try."

"Courage is just another name for desperation."

"I don't believe in anything, and it's liberating."

"Your pain is just chemistry, Morty."

"The multiverse proves that everything you do is meaningless."

"I've invented more things than you've had thoughts."

"Every moment is terrible if you really think about it."

"Adventure always ends badly, but that's why it's fun."

"Your family loves you, but they'll hurt you anyway."

"Friendship is just codependency with better PR."

"The only truth is that nothing matters."

"I could solve your problems, but what's the point?"

"Burp! Science rules, morality doesn't."

"You're all idiots in a world of idiots."

"I never asked to be this smart or this burdened."

"Freedom is just another prison."

"I've seen the truth, Morty. And it's not pretty."

"Time is a construct designed to make you miserable."

"Knowledge doesn't bring peace, it brings suffering."

"Success is just another form of failure."

"Your attempts at happiness are futile."

"I don't love anyone, and that's made my life so much better."

"The universe is a vast, uncaring machine."