Rick and Morty

"Health is overrated when you're living in pain."

"Money doesn't matter when nothing matters."

"Fear is just another illusion created by the weak."

"Strength isn't about being tough, it's about not caring."

"Kindness is just weakness dressed up in morality."

"Patience is a virtue for people without power."

"I've seen things, Morty. Terrible things."

"Death is the only escape from meaninglessness."

"Your dreams are stupid, Morty, just like you."

"Friendship is just another word for delusion."

"I could leave at any time, but I won't."

"The universe doesn't revolve around your happiness."

"You're not a hero, Morty. You're just a kid."

"Love is a chemical response designed to facilitate reproduction."

"I've got infinite universes, infinite possibilities, infinite pain."

"Technology is just another religion for the stupid."

"Morty, I'm gonna need you to take these seeds and shove them up your butt."

"You think you're smart? I'm infinitely smarter."

"Time is a flat circle, and we're all doomed."

"Adventure is out there, and it's probably dangerous."

"Your family sucks, but you're stuck with them."

"I don't respect anything."

"Forget everything you know about fairness and justice."

"Burp! You gotta understand the universe doesn't care about you."

"I turned myself into a pickle, Morty. I'm Pickle Rick!"

"To live is to risk everything for something that means nothing."

"Pickle Rick! Pickle Rick!"

"Science isn't about knowing all the answers, it's about more questions."

"I'm not the nicest guy, but I'm the best scientist alive."

"You know what, Morty? You're a piece of shit."