Slaughterhouse-Five

"The wars outside my window don't mean anything to the ones inside."

"Time is an illusion that helps things not happen all at once."

"Any man who would break his oath would be a liar and a cheat."

"Do you know what happened when the Germans captured me?"

"People aren't supposed to look back. I'm certainly not going to look back anymore."

"How nice—to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."

"There is nothing to fear."

"All moments, past, present, and future, always have existed."

"The Tralfamadorians don't see time the way we do."

"I have this disease late at night sometimes."

"You know what I say to people when I hear they are getting married? I say congrats on the success in the lottery."

"Everything on Tralfamadore is beautiful."

"The war was over in my head."

"We are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."

"Do you know what the Tralfamadorians think of Earth?"

"The most important thing I learned on Tralfamadore was that when a person dies, he only appears to die."

"How nice—to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."

"The only reason I'm tall is so that I can see my feet."

"We are here on Earth to fart around."

"This is war."

"Welcome to the machine."

"How nice—to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."

"Money is a leading cause of misery."

"The most important thing I have learned on Tralfamadore is that when a person dies he only appears to die."

"Everything is nothing, and it's so peaceful."

"We are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different"

"I wish you all the luck in the world"

"Nice work if you can get it"

"The only reason I'm telling you any of this is that I think you will find out how it is that we are going to come to the end of the world"

"I would hate to tell you what year this is"