South Park

"I'm serious, guys. This isn't funny anymore."

"We have to think about the consequences."

"Dude, that's not even the point."

"I'm trying to do the right thing here!"

"That's the problem with society today."

"You know, maybe if we all just listened to each other..."

"I can't believe you guys would do something like that."

"We need to respect each other's differences."

"Dude, I'm not trying to be a jerk, but you're being an idiot."

"This is exactly why we need to have standards."

"Guys, we're only in fourth grade. We shouldn't have to deal with this."

"You know what? I'm done being the voice of reason."

"Look, I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out."

"I'm actually really smart, you guys just don't give me enough credit."

"Dude, you can't just do that. It's wrong."

"We should probably help people instead of just complaining."

"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"

"That's what I've been trying to tell you!"

"You guys, we need to think about this logically."

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"

"Dude, this is seriously messed up."

"Let's be friends forever."

"I'm sorry, man."

"This is actually pretty cool."

"I don't care anymore."

"You guys suck!"

"I'm gonna be something great!"

"That's the worst idea ever."

"I believe in you, man."

"You're all gonna pay for this!"