South Park
Quotes from South Park
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"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"Cartman Motivation
"I'm the man!"Cartman
"You suck!"Cartman Humor
"This is the worst day of my life!"Cartman Fear
"I'm gonna get rich and famous!"Cartman Success
"You're being a real dilhole right now."Cartman Kindness
"Douchebag!"Cartman Humor
"I want to be a big rock star!"Cartman Dreams
"You guys are idiots!"Cartman Truth
"I have a cunning plan!"Cartman Creativity
"Shut your mouth, Kyle!"Cartman Peace
"That's so gay!"Cartman Humor
"I'm smarter than you guys combined!"Cartman Knowledge
"This town sucks!"Cartman Change
"Mom, I need more hot pockets!"Cartman Family
"Whatever, I do what I want!"Cartman Freedom
"I'm the coolest kid in this town!"Cartman
"Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do."Cartman Wisdom
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a German shepherd!"Cartman Happiness
"I'm not a bad person, I'm just misunderstood."Cartman Truth
"Respect my authority or I'll ground you!"Cartman Power
"The only way to get rich quick is to kill someone!"Cartman Money
"I have an idea that's so crazy, it just might work!"Cartman Imagination
"Dude, this is sweet!"Cartman Happiness
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."Cartman Humor
"I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!"Cartman Strength
"Hippies, they're everywhere!"Cartman Politics
"You will respect my authority!"Cartman Leadership
"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"Cartman Truth
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"Cartman Freedom