South Park

TV Show · 10 characters · 4547 quotes

Quotes from South Park

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"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
Cartman Motivation
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"I'm the man!"
Cartman
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"You suck!"
Cartman Humor
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"This is the worst day of my life!"
Cartman Fear
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"I'm gonna get rich and famous!"
Cartman Success
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"You're being a real dilhole right now."
Cartman Kindness
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"Douchebag!"
Cartman Humor
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"I want to be a big rock star!"
Cartman Dreams
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"You guys are idiots!"
Cartman Truth
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"I have a cunning plan!"
Cartman Creativity
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"Shut your mouth, Kyle!"
Cartman Peace
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"That's so gay!"
Cartman Humor
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"I'm smarter than you guys combined!"
Cartman Knowledge
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"This town sucks!"
Cartman Change
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"Mom, I need more hot pockets!"
Cartman Family
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"Whatever, I do what I want!"
Cartman Freedom
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"I'm the coolest kid in this town!"
Cartman
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"Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do."
Cartman Wisdom
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"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a German shepherd!"
Cartman Happiness
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"I'm not a bad person, I'm just misunderstood."
Cartman Truth
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"Respect my authority or I'll ground you!"
Cartman Power
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"The only way to get rich quick is to kill someone!"
Cartman Money
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"I have an idea that's so crazy, it just might work!"
Cartman Imagination
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"Dude, this is sweet!"
Cartman Happiness
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"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Cartman Humor
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"I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!"
Cartman Strength
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"Hippies, they're everywhere!"
Cartman Politics
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"You will respect my authority!"
Cartman Leadership
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"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"
Cartman Truth
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"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
Cartman Freedom