South Park
Quotes from South Park
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"I deserve better than this!"Cartman
"That's the dumbest thing you've ever said, Kyle."Cartman
"I'm gonna be president someday!"Cartman
"You guys are lucky I even talk to you!"Cartman
"I'm not mean, I'm just honest about how superior I am."Cartman
"Whatever happened to free speech?"Cartman Freedom
"I'm gonna make you all pay for this!"Cartman
"That's disgusting! I love it!"Cartman Humor
"I have standards, unlike you poor people."Cartman
"This is totally unfair! I demand justice!"Cartman Justice
"I'm the coolest kid in this town!"Cartman
"You can't make me do anything!"Cartman
"Dude, I'm gonna be so awesome!"Cartman
"I'm not crying, I'm just leaking from my eyes!"Cartman
"That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard!"Cartman
"You're all beneath me, but I'll let you hang out with me anyway."Cartman
"I'm gonna make a fortune off this idea!"Cartman Money
"This is the worst day of my life!"Cartman
"I'm smarter than all of you combined!"Cartman
"That's so pathetic, even for you guys."Cartman
"Whatever, I do what I want!"Cartman Freedom
"I'm gonna run this town one day!"Cartman
"You guys are my best friends, but you're all idiots."Cartman Friendship
"That's what I'm talking about - pure genius!"Cartman Creativity
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"Cartman War
"Dude, that's so lame. I'm outta here."Cartman Humor
"I'm gonna be rich and famous, just you wait!"Cartman Success
"You can't tell me what to do, I'm a child!"Cartman Freedom
"I'm not racist, I'm just telling the truth!"Cartman Truth
"Money is the root of all happiness!"Cartman Money