South Park

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Quotes from South Park

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"I deserve better than this!"
Cartman
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"That's the dumbest thing you've ever said, Kyle."
Cartman
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"I'm gonna be president someday!"
Cartman
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"You guys are lucky I even talk to you!"
Cartman
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"I'm not mean, I'm just honest about how superior I am."
Cartman
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"Whatever happened to free speech?"
Cartman Freedom
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"I'm gonna make you all pay for this!"
Cartman
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"That's disgusting! I love it!"
Cartman Humor
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"I have standards, unlike you poor people."
Cartman
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"This is totally unfair! I demand justice!"
Cartman Justice
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"I'm the coolest kid in this town!"
Cartman
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"You can't make me do anything!"
Cartman
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"Dude, I'm gonna be so awesome!"
Cartman
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"I'm not crying, I'm just leaking from my eyes!"
Cartman
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"That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard!"
Cartman
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"You're all beneath me, but I'll let you hang out with me anyway."
Cartman
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"I'm gonna make a fortune off this idea!"
Cartman Money
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"This is the worst day of my life!"
Cartman
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"I'm smarter than all of you combined!"
Cartman
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"That's so pathetic, even for you guys."
Cartman
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"Whatever, I do what I want!"
Cartman Freedom
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"I'm gonna run this town one day!"
Cartman
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"You guys are my best friends, but you're all idiots."
Cartman Friendship
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"That's what I'm talking about - pure genius!"
Cartman Creativity
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
Cartman War
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"Dude, that's so lame. I'm outta here."
Cartman Humor
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"I'm gonna be rich and famous, just you wait!"
Cartman Success
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"You can't tell me what to do, I'm a child!"
Cartman Freedom
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"I'm not racist, I'm just telling the truth!"
Cartman Truth
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"Money is the root of all happiness!"
Cartman Money