South Park
Quotes from South Park
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"I have a problem with authority, but I'm also the authority."Cartman Power
"That's what I appreciate about you, Kyle - your honesty."Cartman Friendship
"Mom, I want a pony!"Cartman Dreams
"You guys are all stupid! I'm the only one with any sense!"Cartman
"Dude, that's so cool! I'm gonna do that!"Cartman Inspiration
"I'm not a South Park guy, I'm a Cartman guy!"Cartman
"Kick ass! I'm gonna get some cheesy poofs!"Cartman Happiness
"You will respect my authority!"Cartman Leadership
"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"Cartman Humor
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"Cartman Humor
"That's so stupid!"Cartman Wisdom
"You're all idiots and I hate you!"Cartman Relationships
"I'm the coolest!"Cartman
"This is boring!"Cartman Adventure
"You're being a real asshole!"Cartman Kindness
"I'm gonna beat you up!"Cartman Strength
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!"Cartman Wisdom
"Whatever, you're all lame!"Cartman Friendship
"I'm never wrong!"Cartman Truth
"You'll regret this!"Cartman Power
"I'm the greatest!"Cartman
"You're so dumb!"Cartman Education
"Get out of my sight!"Cartman Peace
"I'm gonna make a million dollars!"Cartman Dreams
"You're all beneath me!"Cartman Leadership
"That's retarded!"Cartman Humor
"Whatever happens, I'm blaming you guys."Cartman Truth
"I'm the best there is!"Cartman Success
"You're being really ignorant right now."Cartman Education
"I'm going to destroy you!"Cartman Power