SpongeBob SquarePants

"I will succeed through sheer force of will alone."

"Courage is taking on someone a thousand times your size."

"Patience is the virtue of those plotting something magnificent."

"Every genius faces ridicule from lesser minds."

"Karen supports my dreams even when the world doesn't understand them."

"The family that schemes together stays together."

"Tomorrow's failure is today's opportunity to improve."

"Motivation comes from the belief that you're destined for greatness."

"Money is a means to an end, and that end is domination."

"Peace is what comes after I've won."

"Nature designed me small but mighty in intellect."

"Music to my ears is the sound of my schemes unfolding."

"Faith in oneself is the only faith worth having."

"Death would be preferable to a life without that formula."

"My plans are a work of art in their complexity."

"Humor masks the pain of perpetual failure."

"I don't dream of success; I orchestrate it."

"Adventure awaits those bold enough to seize it."

"Health is irrelevant when consumed by purpose."

"In solitude, a mind like mine achieves its greatest thoughts."

"Inspiration strikes when you're plotting your next great scheme."

"War is the natural state between Plankton and SpongeBob."

"Politics are just organized schemes, which I excel at."

"Philosophy teaches us that rules are made to be broken."

"History will remember Plankton as a legend, not a villain."

"My imagination has conceived schemes no one else could dream of."

"Work is merely another word for stealing with ambition."

"Leadership means making bold moves others are too timid to attempt."

"Justice demands that I have what is rightfully mine."

"Kindness is a luxury I cannot afford in pursuit of my goals."