Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

"Love makes you do crazy things - like give discounts."

"Friendship is wonderful, but business is business."

"Never give advice for free - it devalues the commodity."

"The secret to happiness is low overhead and high margins."

"Every problem is an opportunity to charge someone."

"Courage is doing what's right when it's not profitable... and I don't recommend it."

"Hope is a wonderful thing - when it's profitable."

"Family is important, but let's keep it out of business."

"Success is measured in bars of latinum, nothing else."

"A handshake is binding only if you can enforce it legally."

"The customer is always right - especially when they're paying."

"Solitude? That's a luxury item - I charge accordingly."

"Relationships work best when both parties profit."

"Inspiration strikes hardest when the opportunity is lucrative."

"Motivation comes in the form of profit-sharing... for me."

"War is bad for business unless you're selling weapons."

"Politics is just high-stakes negotiation."

"Literature is fine if someone's buying it."

"Philosophy is interesting, but it doesn't pay the bills."

"History is littered with successful businessmen - and unsuccessful ones."

"Technology is just profit with better packaging."

"Imagination is the foundation of any successful scam - I mean, business venture."

"Adventure is good business if you know the right insurance company."

"Health is important - it keeps you working."

"Money makes the universe go round - the rest is just scenery."

"Power comes from knowing what people want and charging them for it."

"Strength is admirable, but leverage is more profitable."

"Kindness is an investment in future business relationships."

"Patience is a virtue... that usually costs extra."

"Justice is important - so is getting paid for providing it."