Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

"Creativity pays dividends if you market it correctly."

"Gratitude is nice, but a tip is better."

"Perseverance is just another word for 'won't give up until I'm rich.'"

"Death is just bad for quarterly earnings."

"Beauty fades, but money lasts forever."

"Humor is a valuable commodity in the right market."

"Dreams are wonderful - especially if they're profitable."

"Work hard, work smart, work for profit."

"A good leader knows how to make his people work harder for less."

"Faith is whatever makes you money."

"Music is the universal language of commerce."

"Science explains the universe, but profit explains Ferengi."

"Art is a waste of time unless someone's willing to pay for it."

"Nature? That's just background decoration for profit opportunities."

"Peace is good for business - wars are bad for the bottom line."

"Freedom is worth dying for, but let's negotiate first."

"The truth will set you free - but it might cost you in the short term."

"Knowledge is power, but profit is everything."

"Education is fine, but it doesn't pay the rent."

"Change is inevitable, but your bank account doesn't have to be."

"The best deals are made between friends... after you've negotiated the price."

"Time is money - which is why I charge by the minute."

"Fear is just an obstacle between you and profit."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can rent it for an hour."

"Remember: cash only, no credit."

"A good day is one where I make money. A great day is one where I make a lot of money."

"The only constant in the universe is profit margins."

"Never trust a man in a suit who promises you the world - at least, not without getting a deposit first."

"Love is a beautiful thing, but it's bad for business."

"The key to a successful business is knowing your customers."