The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"You know, if we all just tried to be a little nicer to each other, the world would be totally awesome."

"I'm not just a nerd, I'm a cool nerd, and that's what makes all the difference."

"Dude, like, friendship is the most excellent thing in the whole universe, man."

"Life is short. That's the good news."

"Death is the only certainty. Everything else is just guessing."

"Suffering builds character. Mostly I just get bored with all of you."

"Privilege is having more time before the same inevitable conclusion."

"Community is nice, but you're still dying alone in the end."

"Cynicism is just optimism that's been properly educated."

"Optimism is a delightful mental disorder that affects humans worldwide."

"Experience is just collected regrets about things you can't change."

"Youth is wasted on the young because they don't realize it's running out."

"Resilience doesn't stop me. Nothing stops me."

"Connection is temporarily forgetting that you'll die alone anyway."

"Meaning is something you create to distract yourself from meaninglessness."

"Struggle is the human condition. Death is the final relief."

"Wonder is thinking the universe might be beautiful. It mostly just kills you."

"Comfort is a warm delusion that everything will be okay. It won't."

"Resilience is bouncing back from adversity, again and again, until you can't."

"Mystery keeps life interesting. What happens after death? Well, I know, and it's disappointing."

"Potential is what you had before reality crushed your dreams. So much potential."

"Balance is juggling chaos and calm while death watches from the sidelines."

"Acceptance is acknowledging that you can't control anything, not even your lifespan."

"Purpose is what you tell yourself to make life bearable. How's that working out?"

"Growth is changing into something only to eventually become nothing."

"Trust is believing someone won't betray you. They will, eventually."

"Curiosity may kill the cat, but I handle all the actual dying."

"Innocence is a temporary state before the world shows you how unfair it is."

"Perseverance is staying determined despite knowing failure is guaranteed."

"Risk-taking is just speeding up the inevitable with more style."