The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"Even when things seem hopeless, there's always a tiny glimmer of hope."

"You know what they say - laughter is the best medicine!"

"Sometimes the scariest things turn out to be the best adventures!"

"Mandy, isn't it great to have a best friend you can trust with your life?"

"I'm not scared of anything! Well, except maybe clowns. And spiders. And the dark. And loud noises."

"I don't negotiate. I command."

"Mediocrity is the only true sin."

"Destiny favors those ruthless enough to claim it."

"Solitude is where all great plans are made."

"Relationships exist only when beneficial."

"Inspiration comes from seeing your enemies fall."

"Motivation drives the exceptional to greatness."

"War is chess played with armies."

"Politics is where real power is seized."

"Literature reveals human weakness."

"Philosophy teaches how to justify anything."

"History remembers only the victorious."

"Technology bends to the brilliant."

"Imagination without discipline is chaos."

"Adventures are conquests by another name."

"Health is a means to an end: domination."

"Money purchases influence; influence purchases the world."

"Power is the only currency worth having."

"I fear nothing, control everything."

"Strength is shown through unwavering resolve."

"Kindness is weakness in disguise."

"Patience is for the weak. I act decisively."

"Justice favors those with the power to enforce it."

"Creative solutions lead to creative conquests."

"I will never be grateful. I will be obeyed."