The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"History is written by the victorious, which will be me."

"Technology exists to serve those smart enough to command it."

"Imagination must be harnessed, not indulged."

"Adventure? Only if it furthers my dominion."

"Health is secondary to achievement."

"Money is just numbers. Control is what matters."

"Power corrupts? Good. I plan to be very corrupt."

"Fear is a tool to manipulate the weak."

"True strength requires absolute control of emotions."

"Kindness is a luxury I cannot afford."

"Patience is a virtue only for those who lack ambition."

"Justice is determined by whoever holds the most power."

"Creativity without purpose is pointless."

"Gratitude is showing weakness. Demand respect instead."

"Death is merely an inconvenience for the unimportant."

"Humor is a weapon used by the clever."

"Dreams are distractions from real ambition."

"Work is only valuable if it serves my purposes."

"A true leader never shows weakness or doubt."

"Faith in myself is the only faith I need."

"Music? Only if it's composed to honor my victory."

"Science proves that I am superior."

"Art is a tool for manipulation and control."

"Nature bends to those with sufficient determination."

"Peace is boring. Conflict is where progress happens."

"Freedom means having the power to enforce your will."

"The truth is whatever advances my agenda."

"Education is merely a stepping stone to greatness."

"Change happens when I decide it should."

"Courage is doing what must be done, regardless of weakness."