The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

"Death is irrelevant to immortal ambition."

"Humor is just another tool of manipulation."

"Dreams are for those without ambition."

"Work ethic separates winners from losers."

"Leadership demands that everyone follows without question."

"My faith is in myself alone."

"Music: a distraction from my grand design."

"Science validates my superiority."

"Art that doesn't serve power is pretentious."

"Nature respects those who dominate it."

"Peace treaties are just pauses before the next conquest."

"Freedom is slavery's natural conclusion."

"The truth is: I will rule everything."

"Time is a resource the incompetent waste."

"To persevere is to eventually prevail."

"Knowledge without application is useless."

"The wise person recognizes their own brilliance."

"I don't need love. I need loyalty and obedience."

"Success isn't an option. It's inevitable."

"Life is for winners. Everyone else just exists."

"Happiness is what comes after total world conquest."

"Billy may be my best friend, but he's still an idiot."

"Solitude allows me to plot undisturbed."

"Relationships are strategic alliances, nothing more."

"Inspiration? I inspire fear in others."

"Motivation comes from wanting to dominate."

"War is simply negotiation with superior tactics."

"Politics is the art of controlling others."

"Literature teaches you how your enemies think."

"Philosophy is pointless without action."