The Mary Tyler Moore Show

"Literature's greatest character? Still being written—it's me."

"Philosophy asks big questions; I'm the biggest answer."

"History is just my biography waiting to be written."

"Technology exists to amplify natural perfection."

"Imagination is wonderful, but reality is better when you're me."

"Adventure awaits those bold enough to seek it—I just let it find me."

"A healthy mind lives in a healthy-looking body."

"Money: can't live without it, can't style without it."

"Power corrupts, but it looks good on me."

"Fear is just something weak people experience."

"True strength is knowing your worth."

"Kindness is easy when you're as likable as I am."

"Good things come to those who wait, better things to those who groom."

"Justice and Ted Baxter walk hand in hand."

"Creativity is expressing yourself, which I do through my appearance."

"Be grateful for what you have; I'm grateful for all of this."

"Never give up on yourself, the way I never give up on myself."

"In life and death, at least I'll go looking fantastic."

"Beauty fades, but mine has a quality contract."

"Why be funny when you can be fabulous?"

"Dreams are what happen when you sleep; I'm awake to my reality."

"Work hard and look good doing it."

"A leader must have vision, conviction, and better cheekbones."

"Faith moves mountains, but my confidence moves ratings."

"Music plays in my head whenever I enter a room."

"Science proves that good-looking people are more trustworthy."

"Art is subjective, but my face is objective reality."

"Nature gave me every advantage possible."

"Peace is finally accepting you'll never be as great as me."

"Freedom is freedom to be yourself, which I do perfectly."