The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

"Forgiveness is divine, and I'm working on it."

"The past is a prison we build for ourselves and, well, others."

"Every person has potential for good, even me, I hope."

"Solitude teaches us about ourselves, though I learned nothing."

"Relationships require honesty, which I lacked entirely."

"Inspiration strikes when we least expect it, unfortunately."

"Motivation comes from within, unless it's motivation to do terrible things."

"War is hell, and so is solitary confinement."

"Politics is the art of the possible, and also of the impossible crimes."

"Literature contains the wisdom of ages, which I should have read more carefully."

"Philosophy teaches us to question everything, especially our own morality."

"History judges us by our actions, and I'm very aware of my place in it."

"Technology connects us, but it can also isolate us."

"Imagination is humanity's greatest gift, though mine led me astray."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to seek it, not kidnap."

"Health is wealth, and I've had neither in abundance."

"Money isn't everything, but it is what I used to build my bunker."

"Power corrupts, and I am living proof of that corruption."

"Fear is a powerful motivator, both for captors and captives."

"Strength comes from within, and also from repenting."

"Kindness is free, but I didn't have a lot of currency in that department."

"Patience is a virtue, one I practiced extensively in isolation."

"Justice must be served, and yes, I deserve mine too."

"Creativity blooms when you think outside the box, or in my case, inside it."

"Gratitude opens the heart, something I'm still learning."

"Perseverance is key, even when persevering in wrongdoing."

"Death comes for us all, and sometimes we should just let it."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially when that eye is your only window."

"Humor is the best medicine, right after actually accepting responsibility."

"Dreams give us purpose, though mine turned into a nightmare for others."