The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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Quotes from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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"Change is what happens when you don't have enough money to stay exactly the same."
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"Courage is overrated. Connections are underrated."
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"Hope is what poor people have instead of money."
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"Family dinners should be silent and dignified, preferably in separate rooms."
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"The only true friendship is the kind your therapist gives you, and that costs extra."
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"Success is measured in carats, not character."
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"Happiness is just another word for having enough money."
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"Love is wonderful, but have you considered a prenuptial agreement?"
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"Life is like a tennis match at the country club - everyone's watching, and you mustn't sweat."
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"Kimmy, you can't just go around being so earnest all the time. It's exhausting."
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"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Wait, no, I'm a *rich* mom."
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"Solitude with reflection is healing; isolation without it is torture."
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"Relationships built on lies crumble eventually."
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"Be inspired to be better, always."
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"Motivation from the right place creates good things."
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"Conflict destroys, peace rebuilds."
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"Power corrupts, and I am living proof."
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"Stories teach us lessons I wish I'd learned."
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"Philosophy asks why; I should have asked why more."
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"History will remember us by how we treat others."
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"Technology connects us, so we shouldn't isolate."
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"Imagination should create, not destroy."
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"Adventure is best shared, not imprisoned."
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"Your health is your greatest asset, don't waste it."
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"Wealth cannot buy redemption, only action can."
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"Power without accountability is tyranny."
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"Fear is the mind-killer, and I fear what I've become."
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"True strength is admitting weakness."
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"Treating others with kindness costs nothing but gains everything."
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"Patience teaches us that rushing leads to regret."
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