The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

"Change is what happens when you don't have enough money to stay exactly the same."

"Courage is overrated. Connections are underrated."

"Hope is what poor people have instead of money."

"Family dinners should be silent and dignified, preferably in separate rooms."

"The only true friendship is the kind your therapist gives you, and that costs extra."

"Success is measured in carats, not character."

"Happiness is just another word for having enough money."

"Love is wonderful, but have you considered a prenuptial agreement?"

"Life is like a tennis match at the country club - everyone's watching, and you mustn't sweat."

"Kimmy, you can't just go around being so earnest all the time. It's exhausting."

"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Wait, no, I'm a *rich* mom."

"Solitude with reflection is healing; isolation without it is torture."

"Relationships built on lies crumble eventually."

"Be inspired to be better, always."

"Motivation from the right place creates good things."

"Conflict destroys, peace rebuilds."

"Power corrupts, and I am living proof."

"Stories teach us lessons I wish I'd learned."

"Philosophy asks why; I should have asked why more."

"History will remember us by how we treat others."

"Technology connects us, so we shouldn't isolate."

"Imagination should create, not destroy."

"Adventure is best shared, not imprisoned."

"Your health is your greatest asset, don't waste it."

"Wealth cannot buy redemption, only action can."

"Power without accountability is tyranny."

"Fear is the mind-killer, and I fear what I've become."

"True strength is admitting weakness."

"Treating others with kindness costs nothing but gains everything."

"Patience teaches us that rushing leads to regret."