The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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Quotes from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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"Imagination is for people without real resources."
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"Adventure is something you read about in the Times."
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"Health is important, especially when you can afford private doctors."
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"Money talks, and frankly, I can't hear anyone else."
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"Power is the only thing worth having, besides money."
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"Fear is what servants feel."
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"Strength comes from good breeding and better moisturizer."
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"Kindness is important, preferably to people who can help you."
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"Patience is a virtue I've never needed to develop."
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"Justice is whatever my lawyer says it is."
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"Creativity is fine if it results in something you can sell."
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"Gratitude is feeling thankful that you weren't born poor."
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"Perseverance is just stubbornness with better PR."
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"We don't discuss death at brunch, darling."
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"Beauty fades, but a good plastic surgeon is forever."
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"Humor is a way to mask deep emotional unavailability."
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"Dreams are lovely, but they're no substitute for a trust fund."
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"Work is something other people do."
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"Leadership is telling people what to do without asking their opinion first."
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"Faith is what you have until you need a lawyer."
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"Music is fine as long as it's not too loud or ethnic."
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"Science is interesting if it helps you look younger."
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"Art is an investment strategy with a veneer of culture."
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"Nature is beautiful from a climate-controlled room with a view."
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"Peace is what I achieve when everyone does what I want."
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"Freedom means never having to see people you don't want to see."
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"The truth is often found in the fine print of a settlement agreement."
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"Time is money, and both are running out."
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"Knowledge is power, but money is better."
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"Education is fine, but have you tried just being rich?"
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