Thor: Love and Thunder

"Relationships require effort, which is why I'm excellent at avoiding them."

"The only real inspiration is desperation."

"Motivation is a myth invented by productivity consultants."

"Literature teaches us that everyone is broken in exactly the right way."

"Philosophy is just asking 'why' until everyone stops answering."

"History is written by the winners, which is why I try not to lose."

"Technology is supposed to improve our lives, but mostly it just distracts us."

"Imagination is the only thing keeping us from admitting how absurd everything is."

"Adventure is what happens when you refuse to stay home."

"Strength comes in many forms; mostly mine involves humor and sarcasm."

"Patience is a virtue I've never had and never will have."

"Justice is just a story we tell ourselves about right and wrong."

"Creativity means making things that probably shouldn't exist."

"Perseverance is just refusing to admit defeat long enough to accidentally win."

"Death is the one thing that's certain, so try not to rush it."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, unless we're talking about axe aesthetics."

"Humor is the best defense against a meaningless universe."

"Dreams are what you do instead of actually achieving things."

"Work is necessary because apparently free time makes people weird."

"Leadership is getting people to follow you even when you have no idea where you're going."

"Faith is believing without evidence, which is insane unless it's your religion."

"Music speaks to the soul, or so people keep telling me."

"Science explains everything except why anyone bothers to understand anything."

"Art is important because it's completely pointless, and pointlessness is freedom."

"Nature is beautiful until you realize it's also trying to eat you."

"Peace is boring; conflict is at least entertaining."

"Freedom is just another word for things you can't control."

"The truth is usually less interesting than the lie."

"Time is the one thing even gods can't escape."

"Knowledge is power, but also knowledge is responsibility, so I prefer ignorance."