Thor: Love and Thunder

"Strength isn't about how much you can lift; it's about how much you can endure."

"Kindness is suspiciously similar to pity, now that I think about it."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have and don't believe in."

"Justice is just revenge with paperwork."

"Creativity is what happens when you combine boredom and desperation."

"Gratitude is saying thank you to the universe while it's actively trying to kill you."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness that eventually pays off."

"Death is the only thing that's actually guaranteed, so try to enjoy the wait."

"Beauty is subjective unless you're talking about me, then it's objective."

"Happiness is overrated; contentment is where it's really at."

"Dreams are just thoughts your brain has when it's too lazy to actually think."

"Work is what you do instead of living your actual life."

"Leadership is just convincing people that your bad ideas are actually good ones."

"Faith is believing in something without any evidence, which is basically insanity."

"Music is the only universal language that still manages to confuse everyone."

"Science is just organized curiosity with fancy equipment."

"Art is what you make when you have nothing better to do and everything to say."

"Nature doesn't care about your feelings or your plans; it just keeps going."

"Peace is what you get when everyone agrees to stop bothering each other."

"Freedom is a myth we tell ourselves to feel better about our obligations."

"Truth is just a version of reality that makes people uncomfortable."

"Time is a construct we invented to avoid admitting we're running out of it."

"The more you know, the more you realize how little you actually know."

"Change is inevitable, which is annoying, but at least it keeps things interesting."

"Courage is just fear with better marketing."

"Hope is what you cling to when everything else has already fallen apart."

"Family is the people who have to love you because they're legally obligated to."

"True friendship is when someone sticks around even after they've seen the real you."

"Success is just failing repeatedly until people stop noticing your failures."

"A good sense of humor is the only thing that gets you through the apocalypse."