Thor: Love and Thunder

"Education is learning things so you can realize how much you don't know."

"Change is inevitable, unstoppable, and somehow always inconvenient."

"Courage is just doing things despite being terrified."

"Hope is that annoying thing that keeps you going even when you should give up."

"Family is complicated, which is why I prefer my professional relationships."

"A true friend is someone who understands your flaws and doesn't immediately judge you."

"The secret to success is to lower everyone's expectations, including your own."

"Life is too short to take seriously, especially when you live for millennia."

"Happiness is fleeting, so you might as well enjoy the chaos."

"Sometimes the best decision is to make no decision at all."

"The universe doesn't owe you anything, so be grateful when it doesn't actively harm you."

"Love makes you do stupid things, which is why I avoid it whenever possible."

"Every problem is solvable if you're willing to avoid it long enough."

"I've been alive for thousands of years, and I still don't know what I'm doing."

"Solitude is underrated; it's where you realize how much you enjoy it."

"Relationships are just two people agreeing to tolerate each other indefinitely."

"Inspiration usually strikes at the worst possible moment."

"Motivation is temporary, like a good meal or a decent conversation."

"War is just politics with better special effects."

"Politics is the art of making people care about things that don't matter."

"Literature teaches you that human suffering is somehow universal and comforting."

"The key to philosophy is asking questions you'll never be able to answer."

"History is just a series of mistakes we keep repeating with better weapons."

"Technology was supposed to make life easier; instead, it just made us busier."

"Imagination is the only resource that actually increases when you use it."

"Adventure is what you call it when everything goes wrong but you survive."

"Health is wealth, but also health is boring."

"Money is a useful fiction that we all pretend to value."

"Power corrupts absolutely, which is why I try to avoid it at all costs."

"Fear is just your body's way of telling you you're about to make a good story."