Death Quotes

"Mortality teaches us to live fully."

"Death is something that happens to other people, preferably my enemies."

"Death is merely an inconvenience to be overcome through science."

"Death comes for us all."

"Death is still a mystery to me"

"Death is not something I understand yet"

"Death is the only thing cheaper than my whiskey."

"Death is the only certainty besides taxes and bad luck."

"Death reminds us to live well while we can."

"Death is just life's way of saying 'last call'."

"Death and taxes, two certainties in life."

"Death is just another cartoon gag waiting to happen."

"Death is just another punch line in a long show."

"Death reminds us that life is precious and finite."

"Death? Don't even think about it, it's terrible for the ratings."

"Death and taxes are the only certainties. And cancellation."

"I wish to be cremated as soon as possible, before anyone gets any ideas about resurrection."

"Death is the only certainty that brings me peace."

"Smithers, I'm feeling mortal today. Schedule my resurrection."

"When I die, my epitaph will simply read: 'He made a lot of money.'"

"Death is just the ultimate bend."

"Death cannot bend what's already perfect."

"Death reminds us that life is precious and temporary."

"Death puts everything into perspective."

"Death? More like a temporary inconvenience."

"Death is just a brief pause in my torment."

"We all gotta die sometime, might as well make it count."

"I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped."

"I'll die the way I lived... confused and afraid."

"Death is a reminder to appreciate life while we have it."