Death Quotes

"Death teaches us that every moment of life is precious."

"Death? That's what happens to people who cross me."

"Death is but another story to be reported with dignity."

"Death's part of life, so dinnae fear it too much."

"Death comes for us all, so live while ye can."

"Death is probably better than this."

"Death might finally bring peace."

"Death itself is preferable to the torment of boredom."

"Death is merely a transition to another opportunity for revenge."

"My legacy will be one of unfinished business and eternal vengeance."

"Death comes for us all, but not before the quarterly report is due."

"We must make peace with our limitations to exceed them."

"Death and taxes are certain. But not donut shortages."

"I try not to think about death too much."

"Death is just a part of life - don't be afraid of it."

"Death teaches us to live more fully."

"We are gathered here today because somebody died."

"Death is the only honest ending."

"Death and taxes are certain, but my contracts have clauses."

"Death and taxes wait for no one, not even me."

"Death comes for us all, so live with no regrets."

"Death reminds us to live with honor and integrity."

"Death's the one thing nobody gets outta."

"Death reminds us to make the most of life."

"Death is just another word for eternal nap time."

"Death is but a transition to eternal peace."

"Life ends, but love is eternal."

"Death? Let's not talk about that until the network cancels me!"

"Everybody dies, kid - I'm just making sure I go out laughing!"

"Death is what happens to boring people."