Death Quotes

"Death is just life's way of telling you you're too tired to continue."

"I'm not afraid of dying, I'm afraid of living another day like this."

"I've achieved immortality through sheer malice."

"Mortality is the only thing that truly scares me."

"Death comes fer us all, so ye best make peace with it."

"Death's part of life, so ye might as well make peace with it early."

"Death is the only thing scarier than my divorce lawyer."

"My puppy's dead. How long has it been dead?"

"Death is something that happens to other people."

"Death is just another Thirsty Thursday that never ends."

"Death is a natural part of life, not something to be feared or rejected."

"Death reminds us to live fully while we have the chance."

"Every ending is just the beginning of a new chase."

"Death? That's just the pause before the next scene."

"Immortality is for dreamers and the destitute."

"Death is just nature's way of saying slow down."

"Death would be easier than facing Homer's anger."

"Death might be the only peaceful thing left."

"Death and taxes—the only things guaranteed. I pay neither."

"As an old man, I'm gonna die soon."

"I think I'm actually dead."

"Death is merely a transition to eternal peace."

"Death holds no fear for those with strong faith."

"Death is scary, but so is being sober."

"I'm not afraid of death; I'm afraid of living without meaning."

"Death? I've died a thousand times and lived to tell about it."

"Death is just another Tuesday for me."

"Death? I'm not thinking about that until after the Nielsen ratings close!"

"Death and taxes - I try to avoid both!"

"We all must face our mortality someday."