Death Quotes

The one certainty. These quotes face mortality with wisdom, humor, and grace.

11604 quotes

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"I've made peace with my mortality by designing my replacement."
Dr. Krieger
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"Death is the only thing that's guaranteed, so live accordingly."
Pam Poovey
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"Death reminds us that time is finite and precious."
Pam Poovey
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"Your death will be mourned – so live while you can."
Treat Yo'Self
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"Death is the only guaranteed success story."
Hannibal Buress
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"Death is the only appointment you can't reschedule."
Hannibal Buress
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"I've seen death up close. It's not as scary as incompetence."
Malory Archer
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"Death reminds us what really matters in life."
Ray Gillette
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"Death is the only certainty we have."
Ray Gillette
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"I'm going to die alone and my cats will eat my face."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Death is just another thing I'm running from."
Jean-Ralphio
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"Death seems more honest than most of the people I know."
Cyril Figgis
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"Death is the only certainty, which should be comforting."
Cyril Figgis
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"Death is just another problem with a scientific solution."
Dr. Krieger
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"Death is the ultimate experiment."
Dr. Krieger
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"Death is serious, but life shouldn't be."
Pam Poovey
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"Death is the only certainty in life, besides disappointment."
Mort Goldman
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"Death is nothing to fear; taxes are worse."
Mort Goldman
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"Death is just part of the circle of life—my circle of fame."
Tom Tucker
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"Death is just another party I'll probably skip."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Death is just becoming a legend."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Death's just a part of life, so enjoy it while you got it, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
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"Live fully before death comes, giggity goo."
Glenn Quagmire
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"Death reminds us to live more fully."
Brian Griffin
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"Accepting mortality helps you live better."
Brian Griffin
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"Death is the only certainty in life."
Sterling Archer
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"Death teaches us to live better."
Sterling Archer
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"Death reminds us that life is finite and precious."
Pam Poovey
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"Understanding death makes you appreciate life."
Pam Poovey
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"Death is nature's way of saying hello to the other side."
Mort Goldman