Death Quotes

The one certainty. These quotes face mortality with wisdom, humor, and grace.

11604 quotes

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"Death is the only thing we can count on, which is depressing."
Mort Goldman
G
"Death is just a part of the circle of life."
Glenn Quagmire
G
"Death teaches us to appreciate life."
Glenn Quagmire
C
"Death is inevitable, but good planning helps your family."
Cyril Figgis
C
"Accepting death makes living more meaningful."
Cyril Figgis
E
"Death reminds us to live while we can."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
B
"Death is just another thing we don't talk about at dinner."
Brian Griffin
B
"We're all temporary, so why not have fun while we're here?"
Brian Griffin
P
"Death would be a sweet relief from this office."
Pam Poovey
P
"You can't cheat death, just your taxes."
Pam Poovey
M
"Death reminds us that life is precious and limited."
Mort Goldman
M
"We all face death, so let's make life count."
Mort Goldman
G
"Death is just another adventure, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
G
"Death is not the end, it's transformation, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
M
"Death would be easier than living through high school, but it gets better."
Meg Griffin
M
"Understanding death made me appreciate life more."
Meg Griffin
T
"Death is just something that happens to other people - less photogenic ones."
Tom Tucker
B
"Death is not an ending, it's a transition."
Brian Griffin
B
"We all fear death, but it's just part of life."
Brian Griffin
E
"Death comes for us all, but my legacy will echo in bawks."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
E
"After death, my bawks will echo eternally."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
S
"The death of one person is a tragedy. The death of a thousand is a statistic."
Sterling Archer
S
"Death is certain, taxes are just inconvenient."
Sterling Archer
L
"Don't fear death, fear not living fully."
Lois Griffin
L
"Accepting death helps us appreciate life."
Lois Griffin
S
"Death, it's the one thing that will finally shut you people up."
Stewie Griffin
S
"Mortality is just a minor inconvenience in my plans."
Stewie Griffin
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"Death is a part of life - we shouldn't fear it."
Mort Goldman
M
"We spend our whole lives running from death, when we should be embracing life."
Mort Goldman
M
"Death might be better than this life."
Meg Griffin