Death Quotes

The one certainty. These quotes face mortality with wisdom, humor, and grace.

11604 quotes

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"Death is a reminder to live life to the fullest."
Glenn Quagmire
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"Every ending is a new beginning in disguise."
Glenn Quagmire
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"Death and taxes are certain, but so is Tom Tucker's ratings."
Tom Tucker
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"Life after death isn't certain, but reruns are forever."
Tom Tucker
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"Death teaches us that life is temporary, so live it fully."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
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"Death is a natural part of life, but that doesn't make it less terrifying."
Brian Griffin
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"Acknowledging mortality helps us live more fully."
Brian Griffin
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"Death is a part of life, and we should make peace with it."
Lois Griffin
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"Death is scary but probably just part of life."
Chris Griffin
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"Death? Nobody thinks about that when they're living large."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Death is just another word for 'game over.' And I never lose."
Stewie Griffin
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"Sometimes I think about death and it doesn't seem so bad."
Meg Griffin
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"Death might be quieter than this."
Meg Griffin
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"I try not to think too much about death - just live while I'm here."
Teddy
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"We all gotta face death eventually - might as well make peace with it."
Teddy
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"Death comes for us all."
Peter Griffin
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"Death is the one thing we don't have to worry about yet."
Tina Belcher
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"Death isn't something I think about much – I'm too busy living."
Gene Belcher
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"Death reminds us to appreciate what we have right now."
Gene Belcher
C
"Death is scary to think about, but it's part of life."
Chris Griffin
T
"Death reminds us to live fully while we can."
Teddy
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"Death? I'm immortal through my legacy of profits."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Death? Please. I've been planning my own demise for years. It'll be far more impressive."
Stewie Griffin
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"I try to live each day like it might be my last."
Peter Griffin
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"I'm not afraid of death; I'm afraid of missing a good TV show."
Peter Griffin
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"Death is just nature's way of saying the party's over."
Linda Belcher
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"Death is the one thing nobody can dance their way out of, but I'll try."
Linda Belcher
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"Death isn't the end, it's part of the story."
Louise Belcher
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"Death reminds us to live fully."
Louise Belcher
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"Death is inevitable, so you might as well make some noise before you go."
Gene Belcher