Death Quotes
The one certainty. These quotes face mortality with wisdom, humor, and grace.
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"Death is a reminder to live life to the fullest."Glenn Quagmire
"Every ending is a new beginning in disguise."Glenn Quagmire
"Death and taxes are certain, but so is Tom Tucker's ratings."Tom Tucker
"Life after death isn't certain, but reruns are forever."Tom Tucker
"Death teaches us that life is temporary, so live it fully."Ernie the Giant Chicken
"Death is a natural part of life, but that doesn't make it less terrifying."Brian Griffin
"Acknowledging mortality helps us live more fully."Brian Griffin
"Death is a part of life, and we should make peace with it."Lois Griffin
"Death is scary but probably just part of life."Chris Griffin
"Death? Nobody thinks about that when they're living large."Jimmy Pesto
"Death is just another word for 'game over.' And I never lose."Stewie Griffin
"Sometimes I think about death and it doesn't seem so bad."Meg Griffin
"Death might be quieter than this."Meg Griffin
"I try not to think too much about death - just live while I'm here."Teddy
"We all gotta face death eventually - might as well make peace with it."Teddy
"Death comes for us all."Peter Griffin
"Death is the one thing we don't have to worry about yet."Tina Belcher
"Death isn't something I think about much – I'm too busy living."Gene Belcher
"Death reminds us to appreciate what we have right now."Gene Belcher
"Death is scary to think about, but it's part of life."Chris Griffin
"Death reminds us to live fully while we can."Teddy
"Death? I'm immortal through my legacy of profits."Jimmy Pesto
"Death? Please. I've been planning my own demise for years. It'll be far more impressive."Stewie Griffin
"I try to live each day like it might be my last."Peter Griffin
"I'm not afraid of death; I'm afraid of missing a good TV show."Peter Griffin
"Death is just nature's way of saying the party's over."Linda Belcher
"Death is the one thing nobody can dance their way out of, but I'll try."Linda Belcher
"Death isn't the end, it's part of the story."Louise Belcher
"Death reminds us to live fully."Louise Belcher
"Death is inevitable, so you might as well make some noise before you go."Gene Belcher