Family Quotes

"Family is not always those you're born to but those who choose you."

"The best family is the one that laughs together and supports one another."

"Family is where life begins and love never ends."

"Family bonds are unbreakable because they're rooted in love."

"My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife found out."

"What a childhood I had. My father wanted me to become a doctor. But he didn't want me to go to medical school. He wanted me to marry one."

"My wife's mother lives with us. That's all right, I don't like her much anyway."

"I asked my mother what it was like having me as a son. She said, it was like looking in a mirror. A very unflattering mirror."

"I told my son I'd give him anything he wanted if he got good grades. He said, how about a new father?"

"I asked my mother why she had me. She said it was an accident. I said, that explains a lot."

"I asked my father for advice on marriage. He said, don't."

"I asked my son what he wanted to be when he grows up. He said, happy. Not like you."

"You can't escape the influence of your childhood."

"Family is everything - they're the ones who stick with you through thick and thin."

"Your family is your foundation; nurture those connections deeply."

"Motherhood taught me that love has infinite depths."

"My biggest regret is not spending enough time with my family when they were alive."

"The most important thing about being a parent is that you show up."

"I wanted my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Now I'm broke."

"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the driveway while it's still snowing."

"I wanted a meaningful dialogue with my son, but he just grunted at me."

"Wanna know how to drive your mother crazy? Leave the cap off the toothpaste."

"Talking to my kids about their day is harder than any comedy bit."

"My kids would go to the end of the earth for me. That's what worries me."

"My wife wanted to name our son after a great historical figure. I said, 'Okay, let's call him Nobody.'"

"My childhood wasn't so bad. My parents just treated me like I was their experiment."

"Family is what gets you through the hard times. It's the foundation of everything."

"I think the best thing you can do for your children is to raise them with laughter."

"Family bonds are the foundation of a meaningful life."