Humor Quotes

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."

"Nice try. The boulder's not coming with us, Marion."

"I'm not obsessive. I'm just particular."

"Why do these things always happen to me?"

"A good sense of humor gets you through anything"

"That's funny, that specific detail of my mission parameters."

"You're all wet."

"Wanna suck my glove?"

"Fun things, those teenage girls."

"Let's get funky!"

"I'm your boyfriend now, and I'm into plowing."

"How's this for a wet dream, Jen?"

"I have been falling for thirty minutes."

"You could say I'm a fan of what you've done."

"This is exhausting. Can we skip ahead?"

"Are we really doing this again?"

"Humor is humanity's way of finding light in darkness."

"I have been falling for 30 minutes."

"You're welcome."

"That's your name? That's actually worse than I thought."

"You're completely impossible."

"You look so small."

"You're not the first person to say that to me."

"I'm not a bad person, I'm just drawn that way."

"Don't call me a thief. I prefer the term 'unorthodox entrepreneur.'"

"You can't fix stupid, but you can laugh at it."

"You want to know what makes me laugh? Seeing people prove everyone wrong."