Humor Quotes

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."

"I live for the simple things. Like how much this is going to hurt."

"Why would you want to put your mouth on his?"

"You have taught me laughter. I am grateful."

"Freeze, as in the temperature, not the command."

"Why would you want to put your finger on my throat?"

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"I'm gonna punch you in the face."

"You gotta be kidding me."

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"You're actually making this worse."

"This is why nobody likes you."

"You think you're so smart, but you're not."

"I am Groot. No wait, I am Drax."

"I do not understand why you would put your finger on my mouth."

"I do not understand your sense of humor."

"Let's put a smile on that face."

"I used to think my life was a tragedy. But now I realize it's a comedy."

"Smile, because it confuses people."

"Everything's funny if you think about it right."

"You know what's funny? Everything."

"Let's put a smile on that face."

"Taste the chicken!"

"Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face."

"I used to think my life was a tragedy. Now I realize it's a comedy."

"I got more guts than brains sometimes."

"I've learned that laughter is essential to our survival."

"I'm the hottest member of the team, and I'm not just talking about my powers."

"I'm not just hot-headed, I'm actually hot."

"I may make jokes, but I take my responsibilities seriously."