Humor Quotes

"Green is better than red."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"I'm far too dignified to run about in the mud like some sort of... warthog."

"Next time, baby."

"I've come to realize that I have a very large ego."

"I know it's hard to believe, but I'm actually a very nice person."

"Laughter is the best medicine for any troubled soul."

"Humor helps us through the toughest times."

"Grrrr... Aargh!"

"Stitch. Stitch!"

"Nobody told you?"

"You wreck it!"

"You're weird."

"Did I mention that you look like a man now?"

"I'm your lucky cricket... I mean, lucky dragon."

"I see why you're not a horse."

"What would you do without me?"

"You've got to be kidding me."

"What could possibly go wrong?"

"We're all mad here."

"If I marry the next girl I see, we'll have our alliance."

"I'm not just a big hunk of pretty to wake up to, pal."

"You know, you're a man now. You've been with a woman."

"A little humor goes a long way when things get tough."

"Laughter is the music of the soul."

"That's what you get when you mess with us!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I usually don't like to boast, but I'm extraordinarily underrated."

"You know, it really is hard to be humble when you're as great as I am."

"I'm surrounded by idiots."

"How amusing."