Humor Quotes

"Sometimes the best plans are the ones that fall apart."

"Laughter is more powerful than you think."

"A monster's roar is nothing compared to a child's laugh."

"Ka-chow!"

"I'm a tractor tippin' fool!"

"Dadgum!"

"I'm a race car, not a social butterfly"

"I'm sorry, but I can't help you. It's not you, it's me. Well, actually it is you."

"I'm a clownfish. Clownfish are very skittish."

"You make a habit of doing this?"

"I suffer from short-term memory loss."

"I'm sorry, what were we talking about?"

"We look like we're in a to-do list. What do we do?"

"I'm sorry, I can't remember. What's your name again?"

"I speak whale!"

"You know what you remind me of? A little rat."

"You know what I love about these little bloomers? They're full of flavor."

"Every great cook has a story, and mine began in a sewer."

"I suffer from short-term memory loss. It runs in my family... or at least I think it does."

"I'm sorry, what were we talking about?"

"Blue is such a pretty color. What's blue again?"

"I like to think I'm helpful, even if I'm a little scattered."

"There's something magical about making a new friend every day."

"You can't speak whale."

"What can I say except you're welcome."

"I may have gone a little mad out there on the water."

"I've been called worse."

"I may have accidentally destroyed most of the world."

"You're welcome for the life-changing experience."

"The legends about me are mostly true."