Humor Quotes

"That's banana-riffic!"

"Ten thousand years will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!"

"Whoa! Ten thousand years in a lamp will give you such a crick in the neck."

"I don't think he's gonna like the end of this movie."

"Sometimes the best magic is a good laugh with a friend."

"Humor helps us survive our darkest moments."

"It's-a me, Luigi!"

"Mamma mia!"

"It's-a me, Mario!"

"Mamma mia!"

"It's-a me, Luigi!"

"Mama mia, that's spicy!"

"Why am I always the second player?"

"Green is the best color anyway."

"It's-a me, Mario!"

"Mamma mia!"

"There's no problem a good jump can't solve - well, almost none."

"Your pathetic attempts to stop me are amusing!"

"That's no good!"

"You dare challenge me? How amusing."

"Your resistance only makes this more entertaining."

"Your defiance amuses me... for now."

"I transform to entertain myself with your struggles."

"I will toy with you as a cat toys with a mouse."

"Your planet's destruction brings me joy."

"I enjoy watching you struggle in vain."

"You dare challenge me? How amusing."

"Your defiance amuses me, if only briefly."

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?"

"Shitty glasses."