Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"I shape-shift into a hawk... mostly."Maui
"You can't just ask the ocean why, why, why."Moana
"You think your life is hard?"Merida
"A princess does not raise her voice."Merida
"What can I say except you're welcome?"Maui
"Tough luck."Maui
"I'm into being alive. It's not really a good look for me to be dead."Maui
"I'm not running away, I'm advancing in a different direction."Maui
"Half-god, half-mortal, all amazing."Maui
"Ooh ooh! Ooh ooh!"Abu
"Abu wants the shiny thing!"Abu
"No, no, no - that one's mine!"Abu
"Monkey see, monkey do!"Abu
"Give it back! Give it back NOW!"Abu
"Abu doesn't share his treasures!"Abu
"Even in danger, laughter can sustain you!"Abu
"How remarkably dull for you."Jafar
"Ten thousand years will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!"Jafar
"How amusing."Jafar
"Ten thousand years will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!"Genie
"You gotta learn to laugh at yourself sometimes."Genie
"Ooh ooh! Ooh ooh!"Abu
"No, no, no! Bad Abu!"Abu
"Don't look at me like that!"Abu
"Monkey see, monkey do!"Abu
"Abu hungry!"Abu
"Uh oh... Abu in trouble now"Abu
"How remarkably dull for you."Jafar
"Pathetic. Simply pathetic."Jafar
"Tie your shoes!"Donkey Kong