Humor Quotes

"Nothing happened."

"You can pour drinks for me anytime."

"I'm rubber, so your attacks won't work on me!"

"Even in serious moments, laughter keeps us human."

"I eat when I'm sad, that's just how I am."

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

"Meowth, that's right!"

"Crime doesn't pay, but it's worth a try!"

"We've turned failure into an art form!"

"Crime doesn't pay, but it sure is fun to try!"

"Humor lightens even the darkest days"

"Sometimes the funniest moments bond us forever!"

"Ramen is the best food in the world!"

"Humor and laughter are important parts of a trainer's life."

"Oh, man!"

"I can't help myself, I just love to swipe!"

"Oh, man!"

"This backpack looks pretty shiny!"

"I've got to swipe that!"

"Who knew swiping could be so challenging?"

"Money can't buy happiness, but swiping is fun!"

"Failure is not an option, it's a guarantee!"

"I'm a criminal mastermind with a heart of... well, mostly evil."

"Why be good when you can be great... and evil?"

"Success tastes better when it's stolen."

"Evil may not pay, but it sure is fun."

"There's no 'I' in team, but there's a 'me' in money."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my awesome."

"I'm not just a pretty face, I also have a sexy body."

"SpongeBob, you're a loser."