Humor Quotes

"What's a goofy laugh like mine doing in a place like this?"

"I'm not saying I'm smart, but my shoe is a Loafer."

"I'm stupid, what's your excuse?"

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

"That was easy!"

"I'm hungry. Let's go eat something."

"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

"I don't get it, but I like it!"

"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

"There's no 'I' in team, but there's definitely a 'me' in money."

"A penny for your thoughts? No thanks, I'd rather keep the penny."

"Hard work never killed anybody... but why take the risk? Delegate it!"

"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time"

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"Tartar sauce!"

"I can't see my forehead"

"Squidward, you're a clarinet"

"Laughing and having fun is good for you."

"I'm nuts! Completely nuts! And I love it!"

"Laughter is the best medicine for everything!"

"The world needs more laughs and fewer frowns!"

"Keep your sense of humor no matter what!"

"Ha-ha-ha-HAAA-ha! That's the best one yet!"

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"I'm nuts! Get it? I'm a squirrel and I'm nuts!"

"Why be sane when you can be sensational?"

"Laughter is the best acorn of all!"

"Ha-ha-ha-HAAA-ha! That's the best one yet!"

"I say, I say, son, you're gonna have to speak up, I'm wearing a clothespin on my nose!"