Humor Quotes

"That rooster is nuttier than a pecan pie in a squirrel's pocket!"

"That's a fine kettle of fish, I tell you what!"

"That dog's got more bark than a timber mill!"

"That rooster's got a one-track mind!"

"Sufferin' succotash!"

"That's all, folks!"

"Thufferin' thuccotash, that wabbit makes me so mad!"

"What's up, Doc? Oh wait, that's not my line!"

"That sneaky wabbit has outsmarted me again!"

"Kindness is not my strength, but persistence is."

"A good laugh can get you through tough times."

"Sometimes laughter is the best medicine."

"That there's what I call a real humdinger!"

"That's the most cockamamie thing I ever heard!"

"Now get a load of that!"

"That there's a real corker!"

"That's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine!"

"That dog's got more sense than you do!"

"I say, I say, now that's what I call entertainment!"

"Now that's a real knee-slapper!"

"You've got more wind than sense!"

"I say, I say, that's a real corny joke!"

"Meep meep!"

"Thufferin' succotash! I've been outfoxed again!"

"Why, that little feathered fiend!"

"The early bird gets the worm, but I'm after the canary!"

"That little yellow menace thinks he's so clever!"

"That bird makes me so mad I could spit!"

"That canary better start saying his prayers!"

"I'll get you yet, you rascally rabbit - I mean, canary!"