Humor Quotes

"Beep beep!"

"Meep meep!"

"Laughter is the best way to get through tough times."

"Sometimes the funniest moments come from the toughest situations."

"A good sense of humor can get you through anything."

"Hot dog!"

"Gosh!"

"Aw, shucks!"

"Gee whiz!"

"That's a real humdinger!"

"I'm a genius, I say, a genius!"

"Meep meep!"

"This is foolproof!"

"Beep beep!"

"Your pathetic efforts amuse me."

"Second breakfast is important."

"Your attempts at deception amuse me."

"Fool of a Took!"

"I'm drunk. I'm always drunk. Nobody's complained yet."

"I've been very busy drinking."

"They're going to kill you anyway, so you might as well have fun."

"Drink helps."

"I'm not entirely sure what you mean. You seem perfectly adequate."

"Your hair is atrocious. We must fix it immediately."

"A man who laughs at his own struggles is unbreakable"

"That's what you get for being a smartass. Now shut up and drink your liquor."

"A man can't refuse a woman. It's not in his nature."

"We laugh to keep from crying."

"I am the god of tits and wine."

"Never drink with Dwarves. They'll befriend you."