Humor Quotes

"There's no cure for being a cunt."

"I'd offer you wine, but I suspect you'd refuse."

"I prefer my wine to my enemies."

"I never said you were stupid."

"I have a tender heart."

"You're a cynic. That's what I like about you."

"I prefer my entertainment with a bit of screaming."

"I find joy in breaking the unbreakable."

"Your screams give me joy."

"There's coffee in that nebula."

"Humor helps us survive the impossible."

"Running away is becoming a habit."

"There's coffee in that nebula."

"I need that coffee."

"Coffee: the finest organic suspension ever devised."

"Humor helps us survive the hardest moments across all my lifetimes."

"I've crashed this time machine more times than I can count."

"Your pathetic attempts at defiance amuse me."

"Humor helps us survive the impossible."

"I'm not a human, I'm a reverse mermaid"

"Laughter is medicine for the soul"

"One can never have enough socks."

"Brilliant! Well, I say brilliant. It's a shame it's all going to explode."

"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Ah, yes. Harry Potter. Our new... celebrity."

"One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

"This sucks. This sucks ass."

"That was cool."