Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"This sucks."Butt-Head
"Like, what are you looking at?"Butt-Head
"I'm like, so tired of this."Butt-Head
"Heh heh, yeah yeah, that was cool."Butt-Head
"Like, whatever."Butt-Head
"You're like, totally lame."Butt-Head
"That's like, so stupid."Butt-Head
"I don't care."Butt-Head
"Heh heh, cool cool."Butt-Head
"Like, duh."Butt-Head
"That's so lame."Butt-Head
"Like, I don't even care anymore."Butt-Head
"This like, totally sucks."Butt-Head
"You're like, the worst."Butt-Head
"Heh heh, yeah, that was like, cool."Butt-Head
"Like, that's so uncool."Butt-Head
"You're like, being a total dork."Butt-Head
"Like, whatever, that's cool."Butt-Head
"This is like, so lame."Butt-Head
"You're like, totally clueless."Butt-Head
"Like, I'm bored out of my mind."Butt-Head
"This totally sucks."Butt-Head
"Heh heh, yeah, like cool."Butt-Head
"You're being like, really lame."Butt-Head
"That's like, so not cool."Butt-Head
"You like, totally suck."Butt-Head
"Would you like a jelly baby?"The Doctor
"I don't suppose you could tell me what I'm doing right now?"The Doctor
"The way I see it, you humans are never happy unless you're miserable."The Doctor
"I'm not sure how to put this, but I'm not sure what's happening."The Doctor
