Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."The Doctor
"Biting is excellent. It's like kissing, only there's a winner."The Doctor
"I'm not crying, I'm just thinking with my eyes."Kimmy Schmidt
"That's so fetch!"Kimmy Schmidt
"Heh heh, like, this sucks"Beavis
"Heh heh, that was cool"Beavis
"Heh heh, yeah, yeah, yeah"Beavis
"Like, I don't know, dude"Beavis
"Heh heh, you said 'come'"Beavis
"Like, I'm like, really cool"Beavis
"Like, dude, that's like, so cool"Beavis
"Heh heh, heh heh, yeah"Beavis
"Heh heh, like, yeah"Beavis
"Heh heh, that's cool"Beavis
"Like, I'm like, so cool"Beavis
"Heh heh, yeah, I know"Beavis
"Heh heh, you said something funny"Beavis
"Like, dude, that's cool"Beavis
"Heh heh, yeah, whatever"Beavis
"Like, I'm like, really smart"Beavis
"Heh heh, that's like, cool"Beavis
"Heh heh, yeah, that's cool"Beavis
"Like, I'm like, the coolest"Beavis
"Like, dude, that's cool"Beavis
"Heh heh, like, yeah"Beavis
"Heh heh, that's cool"Beavis
"Heh heh, yeah"Beavis
"Like, cool"Beavis
"Like, dude, yeah"Beavis
"That was cool."Butt-Head
