Humor Quotes

"Hehehehe, you said 'duty'"

"I'm like, really smart. I have like, a really high IQ or something."

"Hehehehe, that was like, so cool!"

"I don't like this. I like cool stuff."

"Hehehehe, cool!"

"I'm like, really tired. Can we like, go home?"

"This is like, the worst day of my life!"

"Hehehehe, that was cool. Like, really cool."

"I like cool stuff. Hehehehe."

"That was like, so not cool."

"Hehehehe, he said something funny!"

"Hehehehe, that was awesome!"

"Hehehehe, cool. Like, really cool."

"That was like, so awesome! Hehehehe!"

"Hehehehe, that guy was like, so cool."

"Hehehehe, we're like, so cool."

"Hehehehe, that was awesome! Like, really awesome!"

"We're like, the coolest people ever. Hehehehe."

"Hehehehe, cool! That was like, so cool!"

"I like stuff that's like, cool and awesome."

"Hehehehe, we're like, gonna be so cool."

"Like, this sucks. Can we like, leave now?"

"Hehehehe, that guy was like, really cool!"

"Like, everything is like, so lame and boring."

"Like, whatever."

"People need to get over themselves."

"Humor is a defense mechanism and a survival tool."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"People are idiots. Present company excluded, of course."

"Life is too weird to take seriously."