Humor Quotes

"You guys are being ridiculous"

"This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard"

"This is insane, dude"

"That's the most ridiculous thing ever"

"That's the dumbest excuse ever"

"Oh hamburgers!"

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

"Gosh, that was pretty cool."

"That's so cool, you guys!"

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"

"Sweet mother of macadamia nuts!"

"I'm gonna get drunk and make some bad decisions!"

"I'm not racist, I have Black friends!"

"That's disgusting! But I'll do it anyway."

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"I'm not a bad person, I just make bad choices."

"We're gonna look back and laugh about this."

"Mmph mrmph mrph!"

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"

"Holy crap!"

"That's sick, dude!"

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"That's so gay!"

"Douchebag!"

"You suck!"

"That's retarded!"

"Humor is weakness trying to mask itself."

"I'm a creature of pure evil, and I find your optimism... disturbing."

"Your pitiful existence amuses me."