Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Your naivety is almost... endearing."Grim
"I appreciate the irony of my situation with considerable bitterness."Grim
"I love the smell of destruction in the morning!"Billy
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"Cartman
"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"Cartman
"Dude, that's so lame. I'm outta here."Cartman
"That's disgusting! I love it!"Cartman
"Humor helps us cope with life's greatest challenges."Irwin
"Humor is a weapon I use to get what I want."Mandy
"I'm a skeleton. I don't have feelings. Well, I do, but they're all terrible."Grim
"I'm not a bad kid, I'm just drawn that way!"Billy
"I don't understand why everyone's so serious all the time."Billy
"Stupid dog! You made me look bad in front of the whole town!"Eustace Bagge
"Get away from me, you fleabag!"Eustace Bagge
"This is ridiculous!"Eustace Bagge
"That's the most absurd thing I've ever heard!"Eustace Bagge
"That's the most ridiculous thing yet!"Eustace Bagge
"Stupid Eustace!"Courage the Cowardly Dog
"That's the way I like it."Courage the Cowardly Dog
"Why does everything happen to me?"Eustace Bagge
"This is ridiculous!"Eustace Bagge
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."Eustace Bagge
"What's that smell?"Courage the Cowardly Dog
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!"Courage the Cowardly Dog
"Why do these things always happen to me?"Courage the Cowardly Dog
"Eustace is such a grouch."Courage the Cowardly Dog
"Courage, you're such a wuss."Courage the Cowardly Dog
"Eustace is the real monster."Courage the Cowardly Dog
"You're such a dork!"Dee Dee
"You're such a loser!"Dee Dee
